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Good, Bad and Worse
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| Ltc. Vitamin R |
Posted on August 23 2009 01:40PM
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Flag Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 12502
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: ODST Vitamin K
Date Enlisted: 11.04.09
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Here's how it works.
Good - 1st Poster - You bend over to pick up a penny you found.
Bad - 2nd Poster - You happen to be in the middle of the street and you get hit by a bus.
Worse - 3rd Poster - While laying on the street dead, busses continually drive over you until you are nothing but a puddle of blood.
Then you repeat.
Good - You hit the lottery.
"I always try to push myself beyond my limitations, that's what separates the champions from the chumps."
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| Darkstrife |
Posted on August 23 2009 01:44PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2577
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: ODST Darkstrife
Date Enlisted: 27.06.09
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Bad - You get robbed before you could even get insurance.
Executive Officer Of First Platoon |
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| Ltc. Vitamin R |
Posted on August 23 2009 01:46PM
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Flag Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 12502
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: ODST Vitamin K
Date Enlisted: 11.04.09
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Worse - The guy who robbes you buys a gun and comes back to kill you.
"I always try to push myself beyond my limitations, that's what separates the champions from the chumps."
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| Darkstrife |
Posted on August 23 2009 02:01PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2577
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: ODST Darkstrife
Date Enlisted: 27.06.09
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Good - You get this awesome brass horn to use on Field Day at school.
Executive Officer Of First Platoon |
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| Delta |
Posted on August 23 2009 02:04PM
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Non Personnel
On Leave
Merit: 2449
Location: Long Island, New York
Gamertag: ODST Delta 923
Date Enlisted: 22.06.09
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good - you fall in love
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| Darkstrife |
Posted on August 23 2009 02:06PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2577
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: ODST Darkstrife
Date Enlisted: 27.06.09
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Bad - I steal that bitch from you >:D
Executive Officer Of First Platoon |
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| Falcon |
Posted on August 23 2009 03:01PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 4225
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: Falconx03
Date Enlisted: 16.05.09
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Worse- She is really a man and you didnt find out until you had sex
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| Flipper |
Posted on August 23 2009 03:57PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2204
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: XxFlipper77xX
Date Enlisted: 06.08.09
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Good-I have a Taco.
And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell! |
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| Delta |
Posted on August 23 2009 04:30PM
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Non Personnel
On Leave
Merit: 2449
Location: Long Island, New York
Gamertag: ODST Delta 923
Date Enlisted: 22.06.09
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bad - i ate the taco
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| Pfc. Reactive |
Posted on August 23 2009 04:33PM
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Enlisted Personnel
Active Duty
Merit: 806
Location: Wisconsin
Gamertag: ODST Reactive
Date Enlisted: 02.07.09
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Worse - The taco turns out to be poisoness.
-- Private FC of Alpha Company --
"Innovation distinguishes between a follower and a leader. Lead by example, whether you intend to or not."
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| Delta |
Posted on August 23 2009 05:24PM
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Non Personnel
On Leave
Merit: 2449
Location: Long Island, New York
Gamertag: ODST Delta 923
Date Enlisted: 22.06.09
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good - saw the shorty with the big but
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| Flipper |
Posted on August 23 2009 05:42PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2204
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: XxFlipper77xX
Date Enlisted: 06.08.09
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bad-you are related to her.
And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell! |
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| Falcon |
Posted on August 23 2009 06:00PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 4225
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: Falconx03
Date Enlisted: 16.05.09
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worse- you had sex with the girl with the big but and she has an STD.
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| Pfc. Reactive |
Posted on August 23 2009 06:04PM
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Enlisted Personnel
Active Duty
Merit: 806
Location: Wisconsin
Gamertag: ODST Reactive
Date Enlisted: 02.07.09
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Good - The chewed up piece of minty gum you had thought it to be when you plucked it out from underneith a table turns out to be a crumpled up $100 dollar bill.
-- Private FC of Alpha Company --
"Innovation distinguishes between a follower and a leader. Lead by example, whether you intend to or not."
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| Delta |
Posted on August 23 2009 06:47PM
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Non Personnel
On Leave
Merit: 2449
Location: Long Island, New York
Gamertag: ODST Delta 923
Date Enlisted: 22.06.09
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bad - i stole the hundred dollars from you
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| Flipper |
Posted on August 23 2009 06:49PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2204
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: XxFlipper77xX
Date Enlisted: 06.08.09
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worse-it was fake D=
And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell! |
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| Pvt. Rusteh |
Posted on August 23 2009 07:29PM
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Enlisted Personnel
Active Duty
Merit: 4231
Location: East Tennessee
Gamertag: ODST Rusteh
Date Enlisted: 18.05.09
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Good-340th Staff finally recognizes my Passion for the 340th and Makes me PLT Leader  |
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| Delta |
Posted on August 23 2009 07:34PM
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Non Personnel
On Leave
Merit: 2449
Location: Long Island, New York
Gamertag: ODST Delta 923
Date Enlisted: 22.06.09
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bad - they give you a platoon with no one in it
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| Flipper |
Posted on August 23 2009 08:04PM
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Non Personnel
Merit: 2204
Location: Massachusetts
Gamertag: XxFlipper77xX
Date Enlisted: 06.08.09
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Worse-You get demoted.
And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell! |
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| Pvt. Rusteh |
Posted on August 23 2009 08:06PM
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Enlisted Personnel
Active Duty
Merit: 4231
Location: East Tennessee
Gamertag: ODST Rusteh
Date Enlisted: 18.05.09
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Good-I just saw a Unicorn |
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